Judy visited his grandfather who had a very small place. There was no place for her to sleep in except beside his grandfather. One evening, in the middle of the night, his grandfather suddenly woke up and said, "I wish I had a woman." It woke up Judy, who remained silent for a few seconds before she said, "Lolo, I don't know what you have in mind but what you have in your hand is mine."
* To tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome, you have to pull down their genes.
* If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking.
* When the rooster crows in the morning, the farmer knows that his cock is up.
* Sis is growing up. She used to play with jack, and now she plays with balls.
* A man is getting old when he inspects the food instead of waitress!
* Love is harder the second time around.
* Eve was the first agriculturist. She was the first woman: to raise a banana.
* They say that Napoleon had the hardest organ because he was a Boney part.
* Boys can outrun girls because they have two bearing and a stick shift.
* Women are luckier than men-they can lie down on the job and get paid for it.
* My secretary came in today and told me she had another position - so we tried it.
* Dancing is a vertical expression of horizontal desires!
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